(Continuing The Spam) Ways The Ninlerfish Has Tried (Unsuccessfully) To Flirt With People This Year

bold for me, italics for the unfortunate males who’ve had to deal with me this year
1. you’re like tea
i’m like…. tea????!!!!????
yes, i love tea
2. damn you know where your towel is
is that a doctor who reference???!!???
3. you should read The Fault In Our Stars.
you have a crush on me don’t you

and et cetera.
dear god.

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