Questions of the Universe and a Holiday

Hallo.

Today I would like to present two questions of the universe:

 

1) WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH EVAPORATED MILK IN MY PANTRY?!

I mean, seriously? There’s not that much you can do with the stuff. It’s needed in a few baking recipes, but that’s it….It does make a cool sound if you tip the can it comes in over repeatedly, though…

 

2) WHY ARE CANS OF SPAGHETTIO’S SO HARD TO OPEN?!

 

This causes me serious angst. I mean, isn’t this a product produced for small children to eat? I know they can have their parents open it yadda yadda yadda, but it was so much easier when the cans had pop tabs. Now they require the use of a can opener. {I’m not sure I can find ours…} Which, may I point out, can leave the lid of the can very sharp and extremely dangerous for small children.

And right now you’re wondering “Why does this matter to Robin?”

I get left at home alone a lot. Which is to my liking, and yes, there are rules, no I can’t set things on fire, and yes, my parents do love me. There. Anyway, I often have “WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT FOR LUNCH?!” moments in which I troll my pantry in search of something tasty. That something happened to be SpaghettiO’s. As any respectable teenager, I am prone to crave odd foods developed for children. However, I have a complicated relationship with said SpaghettiO’s. It’s like me and Oreos. I really want them, until I eat them. And then I don’t really want them anymore. And then for Oreos I want another once I’ve eaten the first, even though I KNOW I won’t like it. And it’s just a bad cycle.

 

Now for the holiday. As some of you should and might know, today is Esther Day. Esther Day is a holiday celebrated by Nerdfighters everywhere. I reccomend reading this article if it is your first Esther Day:

http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/28557373623/everybody-was-told-to-make-a-funny-face-but-i

So, HAPPY ESTHER DAY!

 

 

{And I don’t feel like proofing this, so ignore any typos.}

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